Abuse or what?!?..x

So.. was too tired to blog yesterday; so glad this diary entry thing is online otherwise the book I would have purchased to write all of this would be lost by now!!!

Anyhay... today me and lavvy are about to go watch "Me and Orson Wells" I know right!!!! But its cause its got Efron starring in the movie.
So were starving and decide that chinese sounds about nice to have for the movie LOL!!

We go to the chinese takeaway "SweetBasil" and theres some little chinese boy about 2-3 years old looking totally cute!! (As we thought)

So we order our meals I choose House special fried rice and she chooses sweet and sour chicken with rice :) YUM!!
We wait while the little boys mum (we think) is cooking out meal.... all of a sudden the little boy gets this evil look in his eye and me and lavvy think "Oh dear" what now??!!!??

Lavvy's got a tripod in her hand and she places it down cause she does filming anyhay the little boy takes it upon himself to start touching the tripod...so were like okay he just finds it intresting...we can handle that right??? WRONG!!

The little boy then picks up the tripod and then starts trying to STAB me in the leg with it !!!! And am like what!! Usually that little boy would get a shouting and ahalf for doing that but since his mother was making the food we didn't want her to SPIT in it or anything if she then started to hear her little boy crying or anything.

Soo there I am dodging all the potiential stab wounds being given by this child and lavvy standing there laughing at me...soo then little boy changes course and heads towards lavvy and starts trying to hit her wid the tripod!!! Am watching this happen and laughing my head off and I see that its getting quite serious so I try to grab the tripod off him and when I say he hung on to that thing with his LIFE his feet was actually off the ground!!! All i needed was for his mum to see what we were doing to the poor child LOL!!

He takes the tripod and puts it in the corner and I grab it when hes not looking and put it on the counter!!! So were safe right????? WRONG AGAIN!!!

LOL He brings out a little bike that he can ride and he starts pushing it towards me and am like "He wouldn't"!! and what does he do RAMS the bike into my leg REPEATLY !!!Am mean reallyy??????!!

Lavvy cracking up in the corner and am like "Little boy NO!" and he actually stops and goes "No?" and am like "yeah" and lavvy goes "Great he doesn't speak english!!" LOL
Soo he stops for a while then he heads to lavern again and starts pulling her top and she were a strapless top LOL and hes pulling on the bow and it falling!!! LOL luckly shes got a white tee underneath otherwise that could be unneccessary exposure LOOOL!! So I pull it away from him and he starts on her bag and is trying to grab it and put his hand in!! Am laughing cause lavvy getting angry now LOL.

Then little boy gets on his knees and starts touching lavvy's UGGs and is feeling up the fur and were like okay that fine LOL!! His mum's almost done and is packing away and doesn't see any of this (at least we hope).
He then stops and moves to me and am like "What now!!" and he starts rolling down my boots LOL!!

His mum gives us our food and the little boy runs to the shop door and holds the handle!! && were like "just great hes trying to keep us in here so he can abuse us further!!!" The mum goes up to him and opens the door for us and actually tells him to say bye to us!!!

The boy had the AUDACITY to say bye!!!!!
I was like what is this????!!!! after he spent the last 15 mins abusing us !!! he says BYE and is smiling!!!!
 LOOOL

Never again!!!

So we get to the movie in time for trailers and theres only 1 word to describe that movie!!!
Utter CRAP!!!! We have never been so ashamed in our lives LOL its bad enough we go to the screen and theres a total of 3 elderly couples wanting to watch the same movie as us but having to sit though that disgusting movie LOL!! Just shameful!! All we did is eat our chinese and laugh at Zac efron's clothing style and the one pair of red trousers he decided to wear throughout the movie LOL!!!

This could only happen in a day of Linzee && Lavvy :) x